Complaint #1:
It’s just not presidential.
Complaint #2:
His hands are too big, there’s a sixth finger growing out of his left hand, and his thumb is backwards:
Complaint #3:
The artist painted a sperm on his head (sorry I just don’t see it, but apparently even Sean Hannity threw this one out in a since deleted blog post):
Complaint #4:
He wants to look like a dictator or just Homer Simpson:
Complaint #5:
The artist hates “whitey”:
No complaints, just parodies:
And, predictably, Trump comes in to fix it:
***Parody Tweet***
Obama’s Letter Introducing Offical Portraits is Optimistic & Deeply Personal