Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me “old,” when I would NEVER call him “short and fat?” Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2017
Donald Trump’s tweet about Kim Jong-Un calling him “old” really only scratched the surface of the insults North Korea has hurled. In state run media, which has made the use of the word “dotard” a household term, he is also referred to regularly as a lunatic, hard-of-hearing maniac, hysterical warmonger, rogue gangster and mentally deranged barking dog.
In 2014, during the release of the satirical comedy “The Interview,” North Korea unleashed a string of insults against President Obama (translations vary):
“Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds, like a monkey in a tropical forest.”
“You can also tell this by his appearance and behavior, and while it may be because he is a crossbreed, one cannot help thinking the more one sees him that he has escaped from a monkey’s body.”
“(He) still has the figure of monkey while the human race has evolved through millions of years.”
“does not even have the basic appearances of a human being”
“a wicked black monkey”.
“Obama’s gut-wrenching, revolting facial features.”
“monkey climbing up this and that tree and scrounging up fruits on the ground,”
“it’s certain that Obama has slipped out of the body of a monkey,”
“he should live as a monkey in an African natural zoo licking the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators,”
Other insults:
Former South Korean President Park Geun-hye : “vile prostitute,” “senile granny,” “tailless, old, insane bitch.”
President George W. Bush: “hooligan” who looked like “a chicken soaked in the rain.”
Vice President Dick Cheney: “most cruel monster and blood-thirsty beast.”
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld: “political dwarf, human scum or hysteric.”
State John Kerry: “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw.”
So, back to President Trump’s tweet, the comments ranged from the predictable “Delete your account” and “Impeach Trump,” to the more light-hearted:
Okay, at this point I’m convinced Trump’s account has been hacked. Even he’s not this whacked out. Wait, yes he is.
I… I just… did you just have a stroke or something?
If he won’t take medication the only alternative is that the rest of us do until he goes away.
u ok hun? Xx
Seriously sir step off, go to bed, just breathe
Donald trump just called Kim jong-un short and fat on twitter…… we’re going 2 b blasted into smithereens, my god…
Symptoms of neurosyphilis Confusion, disorientation. Sudden personality changes. Changes in mental stability. Dementia. Depression
Kim Jong-un is living in Trump’s head rent-free
twitter in 2014: oh cool ellen took a selfie with a bunch of other celebrities twitter in 2017: the president just called kim jong-un fat
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice, but the smart money is on Trump making momma-so-fat jokes at Kim Jong-un.
Remember when President Obama appeared on Between Two Ferns and conservatives said it was beneath the dignity of the office? Trump is currently fat shaming Kim Jong-un on Twitter….
trump: i’m friendly with russia because they’ll help us get on better terms with north korea trump 30 mins later: kim jong-un is short and fat
Trump is so pissed about Kim Jong-un calling him old that he has cancelled his date with Putin to watch “Golden Girls.”
Kim Jong-un went too far this time. Nukes are one thing, but ageism is something else entirely. The American people will not stand for discrimination against old people!
Kim Jong-un’s reply “Yo Potus so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to his good side.”
Donald Trump just body shamed Kim Jong-un. Next he’s going to unfriend him on Facebook.
“Dear Kim Jong-Un, Do you like me? Circle one: YES NO Your friend (hopefully), Donny”
When you thought nothing could get stranger… Enter Trump saying he’s trying “hard to make friends with Kim Jong-Un”
Just so we’re clear… Our POTUS just “fat shamed” Kim Jong-Un AND called him a “Manlet” in the same tweet. THIS IS THE BEST TIME EVER FOR POLITICS!!!!
someone wrote this EXACT SAME THING in my 7th grade yearbook. Weird.
All I can say is… Kim Jong-Un needs to create a twitter
And finally, my personal favorite:
Never go full dotard.