Still smarting over having been dunked in a church baptismal tub at age 12? Indignant that a congregation still claims you as a believer based on baptismal records? Wishing you could formally renounce a religion that was imposed on you as a helpless babe in swaddling clothes?
The Freedom From Religion Foundation has the answer: a genuine “DeBaptismal Certificate.”
The certificate bears the tongue-in-cheek saying of 19th century freethinker Robert G. Ingersoll: “With soap, baptism is a good thing.”
To download your own free copy, visit
https://ffrf.org/publications/debaptism-certificate
FFRF also offers a variety of downloads as posters, billboards, and more.
Had the baptism myself while still a baby. Don’t remember a thing! I’m assuming it did the job, but too late to redo it on this sinner. 😊